Help me?????

hey i need alot of help of u know that lil bit of hair bside ur ear (girls) well my razor fell and like cut some off and now its messed wat should i do????.....i gotta lose weight how????.....my arent that perky they like sag down abit and r kinda bid how do i make them smaller????....mustache i have like a girl mustache i shaved it once and now i wana wax it but i dont wana tell my mom plz helpp????